The Phinisher

No lie. A damn shame that I'm going to miss it...

2010-09-22T17:40:05.598-07:00

No lie. A damn shame that I'm going to miss it.

2 opening wins on the road... Jets for Sunday nigh...

2010-09-20T07:27:28.474-07:00

2 opening wins on the road... Jets for Sunday night home opener on my b-day... Doesn't get much better than that!

Sharpen your knives...Sunday, September 6th, 8:20....

2010-04-21T05:03:13.083-07:00

Sharpen your knives...Sunday, September 6th, 8:20. Prime Time. As much as I appreciated Arnold's years with our guys, I can only hope to see at least one massive hit delivered upon him from, say, one colossally massive O-lineman product of Michigan. Then, a close-up shot of #77's stoic face, shaking his head as if to say, "You used to be one of us. Now, just sit down and stay there, old man."

2009-12-10T19:34:24.492-08:00

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Wow! Nice jabs thrown all around... Don'tCallM...

2009-11-19T10:02:59.665-08:00

Wow! Nice jabs thrown all around... Don'tCallMeDOLPHAN likes this sorta thing. Great experience though.

The scoring celebration will resonate with me until the end of my days. They really need to axe it, but I guess it will remain until Buffett sets sail for Margaritaville and never comes back (fingers crossed).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXiItQpHw

Also, I think you're right about Henne. If the...

2009-11-18T17:36:27.302-08:00

Also, I think you're right about Henne. If the Wildcat loses its claws, as many an ass has termed the loss of Ronnie, we may get to see Spartacus Cannonarm run a more consistently Pro Set offense.

In Cannonarm I trust, so I'm fine with the Phins doing whatever it takes to keep winning. Losing Ronnie though... It's impossible to put a shiny spin on it.

I think it means that Ricky will handle the direct...

2009-11-18T16:09:56.392-08:00

I think it means that Ricky will handle the direct running plays, which will be curtailed somewhat. Expect more Pat White throwing from a shot gun.

Though losing Ronnie Brown is very painful, I am somewhat excited by Hilliard's potential.

So what does that mean for the Wildcat? Pat White ...

2009-11-18T15:44:06.158-08:00

So what does that mean for the Wildcat? Pat White everytime? Moe Henne?

Jeez, and I was worried that my post was going to ...

2009-10-04T11:43:50.976-07:00

Jeez, and I was worried that my post was going to be a bit over the top. This is friggin' awesome. Nice numerological work, too! Labor Number One: Pacifying and vanquishing the Snotty-Nosed, Slathering Buffalo of the Northern Wastelands!!

He puts White on the hot seat, not Henne. Henne wi...

2009-09-29T19:51:27.554-07:00

He puts White on the hot seat, not Henne. Henne will play through the season unless he looks like John Beck.

The triumvirate will have the fortitude to let him develop slow over the year, like all good coaches do. So unless he goes John Beck out there he'll play.

Thigpen will be inactive this week, and the way he'll make the field will be if he can out WildPat Pat White.

Tyler Thigpen to the rescue! I'm not joking......

2009-09-29T14:30:08.413-07:00

Tyler Thigpen to the rescue! I'm not joking... He's a very servicable QB.

"I like to think that my best hits border on felon...

2009-03-07T20:11:00.000-08:00

"I like to think that my best hits border on felonious assault." - Jack Tatum.

How's this:

1)Get Mike Vick's rights. Convert him to receiver/wildcat personnel.

2)Beg "Rowdy" Rodge (the Goodster) to let Pacman back in. Sign him and convert him to receiver as well.

3)Trade our first four picks to get T.O. from the Bills.

4)Drink a pint of favorite booze.

5)Load a shotgun with one shell. Discharge. Slump into the eternal void.

You can't deny that T.O. is just the thing that th...

2009-03-06T14:46:00.000-08:00

You can't deny that T.O. is just the thing that this team needs. Hell, I say the Phins just scoop up all of the ne'er-do-wells being cast off by the Cowboys. You know - take the team in a whole new direction. Maybe even see if they can lure Jack Tatum back into the league.

My mom's named Nancy. Are you trying to make fun o...

2009-02-27T09:28:00.000-08:00

My mom's named Nancy. Are you trying to make fun of my mom?

I sure fucking hope not.

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2009-02-27T01:29:00.000-08:00

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Don't you just love free-agency?

2009-02-26T18:16:00.000-08:00

Don't you just love free-agency?

Speaking of the offense, I just heard a radio inte...

2009-02-05T04:21:00.000-08:00

Speaking of the offense, I just heard a radio interview with T.J. Houshmanzadeh and can now say that I would really like this guy on the team that I support - namely, the Phins. This guy is tough, has caught a ton of balls in the past several years, is a student of the game, and is a straight talker who would probably thrive with others of his ilk like Joey Porter. What does the Phinisher think? Would Parcells go that route?

He may be undersized for the NFL, though I hope no...

2009-01-31T11:06:00.000-08:00

He may be undersized for the NFL, though I hope not.

I hate it when I'm right about the wrong thing.
2009-01-06T11:00:00.000-08:00
I hate it when I'm right about the wrong thing.

My nose still hurts.

Thanks, Rob. I will try and be more involved over ...

2009-01-02T08:17:00.000-08:00

Thanks, Rob. I will try and be more involved over there in the new year.

In fact I'm thinking about assembling a Dolphins forum.

I just was checking out the blog. You do a great ...

2009-01-01T13:44:00.000-08:00

I just was checking out the blog. You do a great job! We need to get you some exposure and a community. LOL.

I miss your great posts on the Cobras.

Robelder

Is this Herm Edwards? On my blog! That's amazing. ...

2008-12-25T09:27:00.000-08:00

Is this Herm Edwards? On my blog! That's amazing. Thanks for the advice Herm.

BTW: Did you know that the Asshole family is the largest in the United States, and some say in the world?

It's true. Everywhere you go, you can find them there.

Merry Christmas, asshole.

Don't hate on Herm Edwards. BTW, You're an asshole...

2008-12-24T16:47:00.000-08:00

Don't hate on Herm Edwards. BTW, You're an asshole.

Yeah you will...

I think it will be a big d...

2008-11-25T09:51:00.000-08:00

Yeah you will...

I think it will be a big day for the running backs.

They should set up a screen to Ricky, though. I kid. Sort of. Dead horse?

I will have a good time in St. Louis as I suspect ...

2008-11-25T08:28:00.000-08:00

I will have a good time in St. Louis as I suspect I will witness a victory.

The Phinisher

No lie. A damn shame that I'm going to miss it...

2 opening wins on the road... Jets for Sunday nigh...

Sharpen your knives...Sunday, September 6th, 8:20....

Wow! Nice jabs thrown all around... Don'tCallM...

Also, I think you're right about Henne. If the...

I think it means that Ricky will handle the direct...

So what does that mean for the Wildcat? Pat White ...

Jeez, and I was worried that my post was going to ...

He puts White on the hot seat, not Henne. Henne wi...

Tyler Thigpen to the rescue! I'm not joking......

"I like to think that my best hits border on felon...

You can't deny that T.O. is just the thing that th...

My mom's named Nancy. Are you trying to make fun o...

Hi,Traffic Schools are very helpful in the...

Don't you just love free-agency?

Speaking of the offense, I just heard a radio inte...

He may be undersized for the NFL, though I hope no...

I hate it when I'm right about the wrong thing. 2009-01-06T11:00:00.000-08:00 I hate it when I'm right about the wrong thing. My nose still hurts.

Thanks, Rob. I will try and be more involved over ...

I just was checking out the blog. You do a great ...

Is this Herm Edwards? On my blog! That's amazing. ...

Don't hate on Herm Edwards. BTW, You're an asshole...

Yeah you will...I think it will be a big d...

I will have a good time in St. Louis as I suspect ...

Hi,

Traffic Schools are very helpful in the...

I hate it when I'm right about the wrong thing.
2009-01-06T11:00:00.000-08:00
I hate it when I'm right about the wrong thing.

My nose still hurts.

Yeah you will...

I think it will be a big d...