Sunday Roundup?

Ricky Williams plows through a hole for a touchdown.

Well, it's Sunday and we're rounding things up.

First let me say something on a few of today's games. I don't fucking care about who wins in the jets vs Pats game. I know a jets win does wonders for Miami over the next two weeks. I just hate them that much. I wish them nothing but ill tidings and worse happenings.

Go Ravens. Go Tampa Bay. Big Josh Freeman fan after watching him last week at Dolphins Stadium. Land Shark? I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Now to the roundup.

Ricky Williams

So anyway, this last Wednesday I was talking about Ricky Williams (you know: The Dolphins greatest running back of all time). Well, turns out he's even freaking better than that.

Here's a charming story about how Ricky, despite a brilliant game and a Dolphins victory still feels that the week was lost because of the injury to his best friend and fellow running back, Ronnie Brown.

Then there's this about how Ricky Williams channels his chakras to heal himself and hurl ice storms at his enemies. And that he uses the force to heal himself. Deadspin's take here.

Ricky, I am so glad that the Dolphins have the ancient power of Hindu mysticism on our side.


I honestly believe that Ricky's (Rudra) healer is none other than Dhalsim.

Jason Ferguson

I don't even want to talk about this yet. Let's just say that I hope the improvement I've seen in Soliai is for real and that the big Somoan can get his ankle healthy.

A 3-4 defense does not work without a nose.

Jake Grove

The porn stache should be fine. Grove is rumored to have a high ankle sprain, which not only is quick to recover but can also be toughed out and played through. And given Grove is a tough ass, I think he'll be lining up next Sunday.

The guy has outplayed my expectations and been a dominant fixture on this very good line. The Phins offense needs to carry the load from here on out and a playing Grove will be a big part of that.

Playoffs?!? Playoffs!?!

Yes, Jeff Darlington is talking playoffs.

Hat tip to Randy Starks, Joey Porter and Yeremiah Bell. Bell's tackle of Williams down-field is just one of the many awesome plays YB made on Thursday night. He and Wilson are finally playing like they can, which means bad, bad things for opposing offenses.

Also, how excited are you to see Ricky's next 100 yard game? Just seven days away.

juck the Fets. Burn in Hell, Belichick.