Friday Roundup - Patriots Week

Oh, boy. Jason Taylor is a Dolphin and looking to do what he does best: fluster Tom Brady. The early look at this game looks like a classic grudge match. The Dolphins will pound an old but efficient defense with the ground game. The Patriots will not be able to run the ball and really, they probably won't care either.

Brady to Moss should have Pasqualoni up late. Late late. Like don't think about fucking sleep, Paul.

Here are the stories from the week.

Ricky Williams = Charles Darwin?

Ian Rapoport of the Boston Herald takes time to quote a very witty #34, who states some matter-of-fact truths about the wildcat.

"Save the wildcat." You'll love that part.

Porter's House

Pretty damn good session between Rich Eisen and our man Peezy. Lot's of Pats hate going around here. Separate rules for Brady. Spygate. Natural hate. Peezy's pretty upset.

NFL Network

Two vids here. One where the NFL jerks off the Patriots slim member.

And the other where the video reminds Patriots fans what thick, robust fuckrods football looks like.

Firing Up

Here's a link to the NFL's "Anatomy Of A Play" feature, which just so happens to be two plays this week. I think you know which ones they are.